by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,021stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,259thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,948th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
No Quarter for Fascists or Bigots
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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Namwenian Defense Union

Population400 million

CapitalOnaw

CurrencyCurt
AnimalManatee

The Armed Republic of Namwenian Defense Union is a huge, safe nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 400 million Namwenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onaw. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Namwenian economy, worth 27.7 trillion Curts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 69,284 Curts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Namwenian Defense Union's national animal is the Manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Namwenian Defense Union is ranked 36,677th in the world and 1st in Trinitarian Defense Union for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 190.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,021stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,259thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,948thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,192ndNicest Citizens: 10,645thMost Income Equality: 10,779thMost Inclusive: 12,274thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,451stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 16,470thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,936thLeast Corrupt Governments: 19,836thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,189thHighest Food Quality: 20,744thMost Pacifist: 21,079thSafest: 22,171stMost Secular: 22,582ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,219thLongest Average Lifespans: 27,220thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,459th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Namwenian Defense Union, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Namwenian Defense Union, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Namwenian Defense Union, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Following new legislation in Namwenian Defense Union, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Namwenian Defense Union, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Namwenian Defense Union, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Namwenian Defense Union.
  • : Following new legislation in Namwenian Defense Union, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in Namwenian Defense Union, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Namwenian Defense Union, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Namwenian Defense Union, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.

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